I Wish You A Merry Chirstmas From Mr Bah Humbug

​My Christmas poem – Wishing you a Merry Christmas, each line starts with the letters from this phrase, why not write your and send it in to me.  I will post the funniest ones on my blog and give you a name check, wish I could offer a prize but read on and you will see why I can’t.
Wish I didn’t I have too

I  don’t see the point

Sorry 

Hurry hurry must do this 

I don’t have the patience

Nor the the will

Go buy your own presents
You won’t like what I buy

OMG I hate shopping

Ugly decorations do my head in
A horde of people in my way
More on to New Year

Energise again

Return to work

Right lets go

You know the year will fly by
Christmas again

Hanging with friends

Retire from work

Indulge some more

Sing to your hearts content

Try not to argue

Moan about the weather

Annoy the family

Succombe to the joy of Christmas day.
There is a message to my words, I am not a big fan of Christmas, I never have been, To me it is over commercialised and you can almost guarantee that the most people who celebrate Chistmas don’t actually know why we celebrate it in the first place. It is a holiday to celebrate a birth but nowadays we use it as a way of gift giving for the sake of gift giving. There is so much pressure to buy things that you just can’t afford. I am sorry but when you struggle to make ends meet at the best of times it is not really a good thing to expect presents from me. This Christmas I feel hibernation is in order. Otherwaise I will be made to feel bad by the tribe of extended family that this year has been a tough one not only mentally but also financially. Sorry fam, I just can’t afford it this year. 

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I Wish You A Merry Chirstmas From Mr Bah Humbug

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